THE NUDE MANNEQUIN

Policemen patrolling downtown streets 

often stop and take my photo.

I never wear panties

and my shaved pussy turns them on.

This has nothing to do with sex.

It is aesthetics.

The female body is God's most sublime work

and we should display His genius.

I'm proud that I have found

a full-time job in a display window.

I have also been able to augment my income

as a nude model in the university's art department.

I have never felt so alive!