THE HAVES & THE HAVE NOTS

Estanislao Contreras and Jack O'Connell couldn't resist a third bucket as the majority of the Saturday afternoon patrons departed the Vermillion.

"I sure could use some strange pussy to relieve the tedium in my life," sighed Contreras.

"Have the politicians left us with anyone to fuck?" asked the great unpublished novelist.

"I have nothing against cheating," guffawed the poet. "Clinton proved that sex on the side turns a man into a lover of peace, a lesson obviously not lost on Trump, but when a man chooses power as his aphrodisiac, then pussy becomes our compensation. Those bastards can't have both.

"We will not allow them to parley fucking the taxpayer into fucking our women. It's the price they pay to us for their ambitions. I relish thinking that a janitor has more freedom and is having more fun that our politicians. A nobody gets a somebody that a somebody can't have.

O'Connell nodded his head.

"Fuck those assholes," he said. "They're worthless. It's time they were scared shitless of us rather than vice versa. Just like a man can never have enough pussy, he can never get enough power. We need to make marshmallows out of their balls and roast them over an open fire."

The waiter refused to serve the pair a fourth bucket.