HOMOSEXUALS UNHINGE MACHOS

Some of the Valley's male coaches are deeply concerned that large numbers of lesbians are entering the coaching ranks. They complain that an openly gay coach would be run out of town with his penis between his legs because the public wouldn't tolerate this role model for their children.

They complain that there is a double standard in regards to women. In less kind words, they are arguing that bull dykes are preying on young girls in many school districts and the authorities are ignoring the interaction. In the world of machos brainwashed by the religious right, homosexuals are the devil incarnate.

Homosexuality is no more abnormal than heterosexuality is for straight persons. A homosexual is no more likely to be a pedophile than a heterosexual. A person's sexual orientation has nothing to do with his or her horniness.

Those who can't accept that homosexuals are normal people are bigots. These reactionaries are no different from racists who think blacks are niggers and browns are spics. God has a special affection for homosexuals since Jesus Christ, his only begotten son, was gay. His relationship with the apostle John is one of history's greatest love stories.

Some of the Valley's finest coaches are lesbians with a moral code that would put born-again Christians to shame.

The football programs that are perennial losers should hire homosexuals at the helm. They might show the machos a thing or two about sticking it in the end zone.