DONALD TRUMP

Why do women think their pussies are gold mines? If they walked the streets of Washington D.C., they would be lucky to get $100 for their precious treasures after two or three passes around the block.

Pussies are bottomless pits. They're nothing but problems, pregnancies and diseases the most common consequences. Men should enter a woman's cave with the same precaution he would enter a bear's den. A pussy is a trap; a pussy is trouble.

For a man, there is nothing special about a particular pussy. A man will fuck anyone or anything. He will fuck his mother, his sisters, his cousins, other men, animals, cadavers, donuts, even a roll of toilet paper. He would fuck a tire if reality were as big as his imagination. Like a horse that keeps running until it drops dead, a man would keep fucking an assembly line of pussy until his dick dropped off.

Pussy is pussy, the only important difference being whether it's new or old for the man looking for a fresh source of moisture with his divining rod. New pussy is good; old pussy is bad.

But why do women continue to insist that their pussies are special? How can there be anything special about pussy when more than half the population own one. Pussies aren't dogs. Though they may try to act like a man's best friend, they generally prove to be his worst enemy.

Pussy comes and pussy goes, but ultimately pussy is little more than a slimy, black hole that leads nowhere but down.