CHARLES STILLMAN TAUGHT DONALD TRUMP ALL THE TRICKS!!!

Charles Stillman, Brownsville's founder, arrived in the second quarter of the nineteenth century to assist his father in the latter's mercantile business in Matamoros.

"I was in love the first day I walked around the plaza in front of the cathedral," Stillman told Richard King years later as the two along with Miflin Kenedy divided up vast tracks of land they had finagled from the original settlers through the corrupt American courts.

"I thought the weather was hot; then I fell into the arms of one of those hot tamales. I never knew the true meaning of 'picante' until I dabbled with a bush in the brush. My father warned me and he was right: 'Once you go brown, you never come back 'round.'"

Stillman named a street to honor his wife, Elizabeth, but he sent her back to New York in the early 1850s. He forbade her return to the border, convincing her that the health conditions posed a serious threat to her and their children.

"It wasn't a childless marriage, but it was certainly loveless," said South Texas Independent Journalists Association (STIJA) President Anthony Starr. "His society would have never permitted a union with a Mexican-American. Racism, between the Mexican-American War and the Civil War less than 15 years apart, was murderous. Blacks were held in higher regard than Mexican-Americans."

Stillman, in a diary discovered in one of the tunnels that link Brownsville and Matamoros, estimated that he slept with more than 1500 Mexican-American women--many of them prostitutes--during his 25 years in the region.

"The ladies found his blue eyes irresistible," confessed Juan Cortina, the famous bandit. 

In a poll STIJA has named Stillman the city's most hated gringo. The result has infuriated the community as the large block of Mexican-American writers who comprise STIJA attempt to rewrite history.

"The son of a bitch has been dead for more than 125 years!" said an incredulous Starr. "But his designation isn't incomprehensible if you study history."

Stillman, according to the erudite Starr, initiated the corruption--from buying elections to defrauding the common man--that continues to this day.

After the Mexican-American War, Stillman crossed to the north side of the river and established himself as the kingpin in South Texas. He recruited King and Kenedy to operate his steam boats. The two became wealthy ranchers and his closest allies.

Covering all the bases, Stillman took Francisco Yturrria under his wing to control the Mexican-Americans. Lawyer Stephen Powers left the military to advise Stillman and provide him with the documentation to legitimize all Stillman's nefarious land and business deals.

"Stillman had no scruples," explained Starr. "He considered principles obstacles. Making as much money as possible was his religion. In his estimation God was green. Though he was a Yankee, he renounced his citizenship and joined the Confederacy.

"He recognized that he could make a killing shipping Southern cotton to Europe via Matamoros since the Union had blockaded all the other Confederate ports. He banked millions. Contraband, which still flows freely through the porous border, became an honorable profession with Stillman's blessing.

"Stillman set in motion a system that has allowed the elite of succeeding generations to exploit the many for the benefit of the few. South Texas most despised Mexican-Americans have adopted his techniques. The man was an authentic piece of shit. He was the original Donald Trump of Brownsville."