BAD PUSSY

I don't drink

and I have never done drugs,

but when it comes

to good meat and good pussy,

I am an expert.

There have been occasions

when I was served a steak that reeked.

And there have been times

when I have found my nose in a cunt

that left me gasping for air.

But there is a difference

between bad meat and bad pussy:

I won't eat bad meat,

but I will eat bad pussy.