DR. POLYPHEMOUS PANGLOSS

Only Dr. Polyphemous Pangloss could tell this joke:

"Kiss me! Kiss me!" said the impassioned Susiflor.

"I can't," protested Dr. Milmentiras. "The physician-patient relationship prevents me from such contact."

"Please! Please!" pleaded the ardent woman. "Do not deny me the sweet taste of your lips!"

"It's impossible," argued Dr. Milmentiras. "The Hippocratic Oath prohibits me from such behavior."

"Please! Please!" she begged."

"You are asking me to break all the moral and ethical principles of my profession," he asserted.

"One kiss, nothing more," she beseeched. "And for two I would die!"

"I have told you that I cannot kiss you," concluded the doctor. "In fact, I shouldn't even be screwing you."